True story ,,, first time we went to Arbys I cried like a baby because I wasn't a big sandwich fan.
IF we were going out to eat, I wanted a hamburger.
Took awhile before I gave in and accepted that it was pretty damn good.
Have to realize I was only 19 or 20 at the time.
I felt the same way about Arby's until I was about 25. I guess your taste buds matured more quickly than mine did.
My Mom never let me live that down.
To be honest I was about 10, but I behaved rather badly.
We had to leave the San Diego Zoo after 15 minutes because I had a fit about my dad licking my dripping ice cream cone. I was very afraid of germs when I was 4. I still haven't lived that one down.
So the reports of you Matt, in a Russian hotel room with prostitutes and golden showers is not true since you are a lifelong germaphobe.
The Mauer era is over. The Mauer haters are happy. The Mauer lovers are sad. And those in the middle........Que Será, Será
MARA!!!!! Buy your rakes now and get to work.