From: Brooklyn Park, MN
FSN is my Shepherd, I shall not want.
They make me lie down on my sofa;
They lead me beside teams beyond reproach;
They restore my soul.
They lead me in right paths For Their Name's sake.
Even though I may witness gross incompetence, I fear no evil;
For they are with me;
Their LaPanta and Their Bremer - they comfort me.
They prepare a broadcast before me in the presence of my enemies,
They anoint my head with obfuscation;
My cup overflows.
Surely above-averageness and moral victories shall follow me All the days of my life.
And I shall dwell on the channel of FSN My whole life long.