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RE: Twins 2020 Regular Season - 7/27/2020 3:06:50 PM

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Donaldson is interesting
Once again, in old-timey Twins days, they would have pulled him in, surrounded him with nothing, and said YOU NEED TO BE THE POWER GUY
And all the sheep woulda went "this guy sucks!!!!!!!!"
He has to look around here and go … holy crap, they might not notice if it takes me 3 months to produce anything
Different days. I likey. A lotttttttttttt.

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RE: Twins 2020 Regular Season - 7/27/2020 3:08:34 PM

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Nelson Cruz, first Player of the Week in the American League

Duh!

Guy has been an absolute pleasure to watch
I thought Thome was fun, this guy has been off-the-charts AMAZING
Come sup late in games, after just destroying our opponents all day, and you say "he can't keep this up" BOOM. Gone. Again.
Guys just been on a TORRID tear for like 15 months now. Its ridiculous.

There is a 0% chance that dude is human.

In fact, I bet by the time they call the season because of the pandemic, Cruz will be the only "man" standing.

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RE: Twins 2020 Regular Season - 7/27/2020 3:18:06 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: SoMnFan

Donaldson is interesting
Once again, in old-timey Twins days, they would have pulled him in, surrounded him with nothing, and said YOU NEED TO BE THE POWER GUY
And all the sheep woulda went "this guy sucks!!!!!!!!"
He has to look around here and go … holy crap, they might not notice if it takes me 3 months to produce anything
Different days. I likey. A lotttttttttttt.

taking walks for now. Scoring runs

The new noPauer

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RE: Twins 2020 Regular Season - 7/27/2020 3:29:44 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: SoMnFan

Donaldson is interesting
Once again, in old-timey Twins days, they would have pulled him in, surrounded him with nothing, and said YOU NEED TO BE THE POWER GUY
And all the sheep woulda went "this guy sucks!!!!!!!!"
He has to look around here and go … holy crap, they might not notice if it takes me 3 months to produce anything
Different days. I likey. A lotttttttttttt.

taking walks for now. Scoring runs

The new noPauer

and then ……… when others cool off …….. wow, theres Josh Donaldson, picking up the slack
See how that works?
ONE power guy, not enough, five power guys, not enough

God, I am so glad those old Twins sheep days are over.

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RE: Twins 2020 Regular Season - 7/27/2020 3:46:05 PM

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ORIGINAL: SoMnFan

Donaldson is interesting
Once again, in old-timey Twins days, they would have pulled him in, surrounded him with nothing, and said YOU NEED TO BE THE POWER GUY
And all the sheep woulda went "this guy sucks!!!!!!!!"
He has to look around here and go … holy crap, they might not notice if it takes me 3 months to produce anything
Different days. I likey. A lotttttttttttt.

taking walks for now. Scoring runs

The new noPauer

and then ……… when others cool off …….. wow, theres Josh Donaldson, picking up the slack
See how that works?
ONE power guy, not enough, five power guys, not enough

God, I am so glad those old Twins sheep days are over.

Indeed

Sano hasn't started yet

Rosario hasn't started yet

Garver hasn't started yet.

and they hit double figues in 2 of 3.

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RE: Twins 2020 Regular Season - 7/27/2020 3:47:01 PM

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Game 1,
Sano batting 8th and Arraez batting 9th?

Those 2 would have hit 2/3 or 3/4 for a Decade,
IF WE WERE LUCKY.

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RE: Twins 2020 Regular Season - 7/27/2020 3:49:17 PM

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Game 1,
Sano batting 8th and Arraez batting 9th?

Those 2 would have hit 2/3 or 3/4 for a Decade,
IF WE WERE LUCKY.

Arraez should bat 9th

Matt hates him. Probably has asked the ticket agent and St.Peter or Falvey if they can get rid of him.

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RE: Twins 2020 Regular Season - 7/27/2020 3:49:48 PM

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Seriously? Nobody likes my Sgt. Pepper cutout idea?

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RE: Twins 2020 Regular Season - 7/27/2020 3:50:24 PM

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Seriously? Nobody likes my Sgt. Pepper cutout idea?

Good idea!

Needy

Channeling your inner Matt??

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RE: Twins 2020 Regular Season - 7/27/2020 3:53:39 PM

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Seriously? Nobody likes my Sgt. Pepper cutout idea?

They could get so creative with this

Heck you could sell advertising and put beer cans in the stands. Or whatever flavor you sell in advertising.

Could sell to Hershey's and have a giant candy bar cutout somewhere.

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RE: Twins 2020 Regular Season - 7/27/2020 4:02:09 PM

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Game 1,
Sano batting 8th and Arraez batting 9th?

Those 2 would have hit 2/3 or 3/4 for a Decade,
IF WE WERE LUCKY.

Arraez should bat 9th

Dustin hates him. Probably has asked the ticket agent and St.Peter or Falvey if they can get rid of him.

Fixed that for you.

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RE: Twins 2020 Regular Season - 7/27/2020 4:05:11 PM

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Seriously? Nobody likes my Sgt. Pepper cutout idea?

Good idea!

Needy

Channeling your inner Matt??

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RE: Twins 2020 Regular Season - 7/27/2020 4:06:23 PM

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Seriously? Nobody likes my Sgt. Pepper cutout idea?

They could get so creative with this

Heck you could sell advertising and put beer cans in the stands. Or whatever flavor you sell in advertising.

Could sell to Hershey's and have a giant candy bar cutout somewhere.

The possibilities are endless. They could do a Where's Waldo scene.

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RE: Twins 2020 Regular Season - 7/27/2020 4:07:21 PM

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Seriously? Nobody likes my Sgt. Pepper cutout idea?

They could get so creative with this

Heck you could sell advertising and put beer cans in the stands. Or whatever flavor you sell in advertising.

Could sell to Hershey's and have a giant candy bar cutout somewhere.

The possibilities are endless. They could do a Where's Waldo scene.

That would be awesome.

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RE: Twins 2020 Regular Season - 7/29/2020 11:15:43 AM

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33 runs in 35 innings is pretty good!

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RE: Twins 2020 Regular Season - 7/29/2020 11:49:21 AM

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Offensively, yes!
Defensively/Pitching? no!

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RE: Twins 2020 Regular Season - 7/29/2020 1:07:04 PM

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Offensively, yes!
Defensively/Pitching? no!

They've only given up 5 runs in the past 2 games.

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RE: Twins 2020 Regular Season - 7/29/2020 1:58:31 PM

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Twins are now thinking, that promotional stuff is cranking up

You can register to win a Home Run hit at target field

Registration ends in about a week.

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RE: Twins 2020 Regular Season - 7/29/2020 2:10:07 PM

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Offensively, yes!
Defensively/Pitching? no!

They've only given up 5 runs in the past 2 games.

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33 runs in 35 innings is pretty good!

It was a weak attempt at humor, based on this post
33 runs in 35 innings is pretty good!

As in ... IF you're talking you scored 33, wheeee. but IF you gave up 33, not so good.
Oh well

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RE: Twins 2020 Regular Season - 7/29/2020 2:12:12 PM

Mr. Ed

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Offensively, yes!
Defensively/Pitching? no!

They've only given up 5 runs in the past 2 games.

quote:

33 runs in 35 innings is pretty good!

It was a weak attempt at humor, based on this post
33 runs in 35 innings is pretty good!

As in ... IF you're talking you scored 33, wheeee. but IF you gave up 33, not so good.
Oh well

Some get it

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RE: Twins 2020 Regular Season - 7/29/2020 2:19:35 PM

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ORIGINAL: shakeywalton

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ORIGINAL: SoMnFan

Offensively, yes!
Defensively/Pitching? no!

They've only given up 5 runs in the past 2 games.

quote:

33 runs in 35 innings is pretty good!

It was a weak attempt at humor, based on this post
33 runs in 35 innings is pretty good!

As in ... IF you're talking you scored 33, wheeee. but IF you gave up 33, not so good.
Oh well

I thought the humor was very clear.

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RE: Twins 2020 Regular Season - 7/29/2020 2:22:49 PM

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ORIGINAL: SoMnFan

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ORIGINAL: shakeywalton

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ORIGINAL: SoMnFan

Offensively, yes!
Defensively/Pitching? no!

They've only given up 5 runs in the past 2 games.

quote:

33 runs in 35 innings is pretty good!

It was a weak attempt at humor, based on this post
33 runs in 35 innings is pretty good!

As in ... IF you're talking you scored 33, wheeee. but IF you gave up 33, not so good.
Oh well

I thought the humor was very clear.

It wasn't funny, but it was clear as day.

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RE: Twins 2020 Regular Season - 7/29/2020 2:25:43 PM

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It wasn't funny

Sweens is baaaaack, baby !!!!!!!!

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RE: Twins 2020 Regular Season - 7/29/2020 2:27:55 PM

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I just thought the situation needed clarification.

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