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RE: Twins Glossary - 5/18/2012 12:36:48 PM

Dave E

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Todd can stick it.

Not sure what the conversation is, but I concur.

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RE: Twins Glossary - 5/18/2012 12:39:18 PM

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Dave, you're still bitter about not being named the boards biggest bastard.

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RE: Twins Glossary - 5/18/2012 12:40:49 PM

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ORIGINAL: Dave E

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ORIGINAL: Boyd Tesch

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ORIGINAL: Miles K

If Todd can stick me into any club he wants then I reserve the right to tell Todd to stick it as well.

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Why do think i dont post so often. I dont want to be in some club I donr want to be in

Sounds like someone is ripe for membership in the Club Haters Society.

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RE: Twins Glossary - 5/18/2012 1:16:08 PM

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ORIGINAL: twinsfan

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ORIGINAL: Dave E

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ORIGINAL: twinsfan

Dave was part of the Fine Young Gentlemens Club? That is shocking to me.

Why? I wanted Punto gone while he was still a Phillie.

You agreed with Pete's analysis of the great Harris travesty a little too quickly on Monday night.

Pete: "Harris played like complete crap!"

Dave: "I loved that Gardy put Punto back in even though we won like 17 out of 20 with Harris."

Ha!

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RE: Twins Glossary - 5/18/2012 1:16:22 PM

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ORIGINAL: Todd G

Dave, you're still bitter about not being named the boards biggest bastard.

True story.

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RE: Twins Glossary - 5/18/2012 1:56:49 PM

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Anyone want to co-sponsor the "DreW B(ea)ut-Era Club," in honor of the "B(ea)ut(iful new)Era" of Twins baseball with DreW as the everyday starting catcher?

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RE: Twins Glossary - 5/18/2012 1:59:25 PM

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Motto: It's a NeW BeautEra.

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RE: Twins Glossary - 5/18/2012 2:00:10 PM

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ORIGINAL: Pete M.

Anyone want to co-sponsor the "DreW B(ea)ut-Era Club," in honor of the "B(ea)ut(iful new)Era" of Twins baseball with DreW as the everyday starting catcher?

Wow, that's a lot of work for a title.

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RE: Twins Glossary - 5/18/2012 2:00:25 PM

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Theme Song: "All I DreW is Win" by DJ Khaled.

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RE: Twins Glossary - 5/18/2012 2:04:48 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Dave E

quote:

ORIGINAL: Pete M.

Anyone want to co-sponsor the "DreW B(ea)ut-Era Club," in honor of the "B(ea)ut(iful new)Era" of Twins baseball with DreW as the everyday starting catcher?

Wow, that's a lot of work for a title.

Okay, we'll stick with "DreW-Era" for short.

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RE: Twins Glossary - 5/18/2012 2:10:24 PM

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ORIGINAL: Pete M.

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ORIGINAL: Dave E

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ORIGINAL: Pete M.

Anyone want to co-sponsor the "DreW B(ea)ut-Era Club," in honor of the "B(ea)ut(iful new)Era" of Twins baseball with DreW as the everyday starting catcher?

Wow, that's a lot of work for a title.

Okay, we'll stick with "DreW-Era" for short.

We've been in the DreW-Era for 2 and a half years now.

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RE: Twins Glossary - 5/18/2012 2:27:06 PM

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Pete coming up with catching slogans while his clients rot in jail.

At least Dave gets SMF out in a timely manner.

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RE: Twins Glossary - 5/18/2012 2:43:18 PM

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Pete coming up with catching slogans while his clients rot in jail.

At least Dave gets SMF out in a timely manner.

Can't argue with that.

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RE: Twins Glossary - 5/18/2012 9:39:49 PM

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I would like to come out of exile to create BBC...Bruno for Batting Coach. Anyone with me?

To paraphrase Groucho Marx..."I've a good mind to join a club and beat you all over the head with it."

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RE: Twins Glossary - 5/19/2012 7:11:09 AM

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Nicknames:

, Sparky, LNP or Gilligan = Nick Punto
Caca/Brain Fart = Alexi Casilla
GoGo = Carlos Gomez
Uncle Del = Delmon Young
Morny, Dudley Do Right = Justin Morneau
Baby Jesus, The natural = Joe Mauer
OCAB/TAWS (the a-hole who sucks) = Orlando Cabrera
DA (dumbass), Gardenweasel, Capn' Ron, Gardenhiemer, Chef, Skipper = Gardenhire
PAB (Punk Ass Bitch) = Glen Perkins
CTHOBP (Crouching Tiger Hidden OBP), Fatista, Batsucksa = Tony Batista
Wormkiller, Frenchy = Jacque Jones
LewLew = Lew Ford
Murdered Row = Punto / Tolbert / Casilla
Lumpy, Bugeater = Matthew LeCroy
Tin Man = Marty Cordova
Bong Eyes = Jason Kubel
Crain Wreck = Jesse Crain
Shaggy = Matt Guerrier
SCM (straight cash money) = Joe Nathan (notice the recent devaluation of the dollar)
The Big Ugly = Jon Rauch
MayDay = Ron Mahay
Naked Guy or Naked Batting Practice = Mike Redmond
O for 3vas = Luis Rivas
Oprah -= David Winfree
He Shall Be Livan = Livan Hernandez
Silvia's Mother or Silvia = Carlos Silva
RonDL = Rondel White
C-Cup or Captain Cheeseburger = CC Sabathia
Girly = Mark Buerhle
Judy Garland = Jon Garland
White Flags = White Sox

= Denard Span

Clubs / Societies:
The

Appreciation Club (Nick Punto) - Brian Parlin, Jim Frenette, Zoilo, Todd Gray, Pete M was excommunicated, SMF is being courted.
Club Awesome (Mauer & Morneau) - Dave, Pete, Dustin, Steve Lentz
The Fine Young Gentlemens Club (Brendan Harris) - Stiegel, Pager, Matt Dahl, Dave E, SMF, McMurfy, Dustin (aka "The Nut Huggers")
The Terrible Tolbert Twosome (Matt Tolbert) - SMF and Miles
The TAWS Pro-Defemation League (Orlando Cabrera hate club) - a temporary amalgamation of Club Awesome and The

Appreciation Club (now defunct)
The Crain Train = CPAMAN
Cuddlers (Cuddyer Nut Huggers) = Dustin
Darling Delmon's Devotee = Pager, TJSweens
The Danny Valencia Promotion Society = (under consideration)
The Horrible Human Being Club (HHBC - they hate Joe Mauer. Hey, I don't get it either) = Dustin, Pager, CPAMAN
A Few For Drew (Believing in the power of Brunanasky feuling Drew's resurgence) = Trekgeekscott, Miles, David L.
BBC (Bruno for Batting Coach) = TJSweens, Miles (anyone else providing anecdotally based analysis)
DreW B(ea)ut-Era Club (Believing Drew did it himself, and helps the pitching staff when he plays) - Pete M., Todd G.

< Message edited by Todd G -- 5/20/2012 8:54:53 AM >

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RE: Twins Glossary - 5/19/2012 8:25:42 AM

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Thanks for updating list Todd. It was long over due. BTW (no that's not a club suggestion) I was also a member of DDD. Pager tricked me into thinking it was a bra size.

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RE: Twins Glossary - 5/19/2012 3:10:18 PM

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Todd.....

You didn't automatically include me in the BBC club?

And yet you put me into Drew's club.

By the way,
Very nice Sweeney.....excellent club.

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RE: Twins Glossary - 5/19/2012 8:07:44 PM

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Todd, put the DreW nickname and club in there, too. Stop discriminating against DreWs, it's anti-Salmitic.

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RE: Twins Glossary - 5/20/2012 8:55:23 AM

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Updated

Nicknames:

= Denard Span

Clubs / Societies:
The

Appreciation Club (now defunct)
The Crain Train = CPAMAN
Cuddlers (Cuddyer Nut Huggers) = Dustin
Darling Delmon's Devotee = Pager, TJSweens
The Danny Valencia Promotion Society = (under consideration)
The Horrible Human Being Club (HHBC - they hate Joe Mauer. Hey, I don't get it either) = Dustin, Pager, CPAMAN
A Few For Drew (Believing in the power of Brunanasky feuling Drew's resurgence) = Trekgeekscott, Miles, David L.
BBC (Bruno for Batting Coach) = TJSweens, Miles (anyone else providing anecdotally based analysis)
DreW B(ea)ut-Era Club (Believing Drew did it himself, and helps the pitching staff when he plays) - Pete M., Todd G.
Drew for Pen Pals (DFPP) - CPAMAN

< Message edited by Todd G -- 5/21/2012 7:40:09 AM >

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RE: Twins Glossary - 5/20/2012 10:59:54 AM

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I have one correction. The Horrible Human Being Club thinks Nick Punto is a HHB, not Joe Mauer.

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RE: Twins Glossary - 5/20/2012 2:33:24 PM

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A Few For Drew (Believing in the power of Brunanasky feuling Drew's resurgence) = Trekgeekscott, Miles, David L.

BBC (Bruno for Batting Coach) = TJSweens, Miles (anyone else providing anecdotally based analysis)

If gut feeling is good enough for our skipper, Gardy, it is good enough for me.

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RE: Twins Glossary - 5/21/2012 8:09:09 AM

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ORIGINAL: Miles K

A Few For Drew (Believing in the power of Brunanasky feuling Drew's resurgence) = Trekgeekscott, Miles, David L.

BBC (Bruno for Batting Coach) = TJSweens, Miles (anyone else providing anecdotally based analysis)

If gut feeling is good enough for our skipper, Gardy, it is good enough for me.

**** that.

If Praising Bruno for getting the terminally hitless losers of the earth to actually hit well for a week or so gets me into a club without my desired membership, the Bruno can suck it.

I hate the guy.

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RE: Twins Glossary - 5/21/2012 9:01:31 AM

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RE: Twins Glossary - 5/21/2012 5:30:27 PM

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ORIGINAL: Trekgeekscott

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ORIGINAL: Miles K

A Few For Drew (Believing in the power of Brunanasky feuling Drew's resurgence) = Trekgeekscott, Miles, David L.

BBC (Bruno for Batting Coach) = TJSweens, Miles (anyone else providing anecdotally based analysis)

If gut feeling is good enough for our skipper, Gardy, it is good enough for me.

**** that.

If Praising Bruno for getting the terminally hitless losers of the earth to actually hit well for a week or so gets me into a club without my desired membership, the Bruno can suck it.

I hate the guy.

Cpt Kirk liked to wear Lt Uhura's underwear.

Rest assured that when Bruno is done transforming our lads into an offensive juggernaut, no matter how much you beg (and you will) we will not grant you membership to the BBC.