LewLew for Lew Ford .... I preferred "Iron Man" (for his habit of ironing his shirts while they were on)
Tan Man for Marty Cordova .... He of the rich, cortinthian leather for skin
Lucky Bastard for Scott Erickson .... I mean, look at him.... and his wife
Murdered Row (A Sweens original) for any lineup featuring Punto/Tolbert/Casilla, etc ....
Lumpy for Matt Lecroy .... no explanation needed, from the character on Leave it to Beaver, to his physique, to the Jeopardy question .... "what consistency do Matt Lecroys underwear appear to be?" Christ, the guy made Frank Robinson cry.