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Trekgeekscott -> RE: Twins Glossary (1/5/2010 10:27:23 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Todd Gray

Geek-dog kind of rolls off of the tounge.

[;)][&:]



Lynn G. -> RE: Twins Glossary (3/15/2010 10:27:01 AM)

I can't re-read this entire thread. Has PAB been explained?



Mr. Ed -> RE: Twins Glossary (3/15/2010 10:30:20 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lynn G.

I can't re-read this entire thread. Has PAB been explained?


Perkins' attitude is a Punk

His code name of PAB is

Punk
Ass
Bitch

which accurately describes his attitude and approach of recent times.

Which, as we find out, seems to have been his way of handling things for a long time.

he had some run ins that I've read about all the way back to AA.



Lynn G. -> RE: Twins Glossary (3/15/2010 10:35:11 AM)

Okay, got it. Yes - I knew that Perkins has been an a__hole. I just hadn't figured out what the A and the B stood for.



Todd G -> RE: Twins Glossary (3/15/2010 4:00:01 PM)

Nicknames:
[sm=anim_wow.gif] , [X(]  or Sparky = Nick Punto
Caca/Brain Fart = Alexi Casilla
GoGo = Carlos Gomez
Uncle Del = Delmon Young
Morny, Dudley Do Right = Justin Morneau
Baby Jesus, The natural = Joe Mauer
OCAB/TAWS (the a-hole who sucks) = Orlando Cabrera
DA (dumbass), Gardenweasel, Capn' Ron, Gardenhiemer, Chef = Gardenhire
PAB (Punk Ass Bitch) = Glen Perkins
CTHOBP (Crouching Tiger Hidden OBP), Fatista, Batsucksa = Tony Batista
Wormkiller, Frenchy = Jacque Jones
LewLew = Lew Ford
Murdered Row = Punto / Tolbert / Casilla
Lumpy, Bugeater = Matthew LeCroy
Tin Man = Marty Cordova
Bong Eyes = Jason Kubel
Crain Wreck = Jesse Crain
Shaggy = Matt Guerrier
SCM (straight cash money) = Joe Nathan (notice the recent devaluation of the dollar)
The Big Ugly = Jon Rauch
MayDay = Ron Mahay
Naked Guy or Naked Batting Practice = Mike Redmond
O for 3vas = Luis Rivas
Oprah -= David Winfree
He Shall Be Livan = Livan Hernandez
Silvia's Mother = Carlos Silva
RonDL = Rondel White
C-Cup or Captain Cheeseburger = CC Sabathia
Girly = Mark Buerhle
Judy Garland = Jon Garland
White Flags = White Sox
[sm=doom.gif] = Denard Span

Clubs / Societies:
The [sm=anim_wow.gif]  Appreciation Club (Nick Punto) - Brian Parlin, Jim Frenette, Zoilo, Todd Gray, Pete M was excommunicated, SMF is being courted.
Club Awesome (Mauer & Morneau) - Dave, Pete and Dustin (suck ups, and all lawyers)
The Fine Young Gentlemens Club (Brendan Harris) - Stiegel, Matt Dahl, Dave E, SMF, McMurfy (aka "The Nut Huggers)
The Terrible Tolbert Twosome (Matt Tolbert) - SMF and Miles
The TAWS Pro-Defemation League (Orlando Cabrera hate club) - an amalgamation of Club Awesome and The
The Crain Train = CPAMAN
Cuddlers (Cuddyer Nut Huggers) = ???



djskillz -> RE: Twins Glossary (3/15/2010 4:34:39 PM)

Count me in the Cuddlers and Fine Young Gentlemens Club, Todd.



Dave E -> RE: Twins Glossary (3/15/2010 4:38:56 PM)

Add Steve L. to Club Awesome -- he owns the motto!



Todd G -> RE: Twins Glossary (3/15/2010 5:51:07 PM)

Nicknames:
[sm=anim_wow.gif] , [X(], Sparky or Gilligan = Nick Punto
Caca/Brain Fart = Alexi Casilla
GoGo = Carlos Gomez
Uncle Del = Delmon Young
Morny, Dudley Do Right = Justin Morneau
Baby Jesus, The natural = Joe Mauer
OCAB/TAWS (the a-hole who sucks) = Orlando Cabrera
DA (dumbass), Gardenweasel, Capn' Ron, Gardenhiemer, Chef, Skipper = Gardenhire
PAB (Punk Ass Bitch) = Glen Perkins
CTHOBP (Crouching Tiger Hidden OBP), Fatista, Batsucksa = Tony Batista
Wormkiller, Frenchy = Jacque Jones
LewLew = Lew Ford
Murdered Row = Punto / Tolbert / Casilla
Lumpy, Bugeater = Matthew LeCroy
Tin Man = Marty Cordova
Bong Eyes = Jason Kubel
Crain Wreck = Jesse Crain
Shaggy = Matt Guerrier
SCM (straight cash money) = Joe Nathan (notice the recent devaluation of the dollar)
The Big Ugly = Jon Rauch
MayDay = Ron Mahay
Naked Guy or Naked Batting Practice = Mike Redmond
O for 3vas = Luis Rivas
Oprah -= David Winfree
He Shall Be Livan = Livan Hernandez
Silvia's Mother or Silvia = Carlos Silva
RonDL = Rondel White
C-Cup or Captain Cheeseburger = CC Sabathia
Girly = Mark Buerhle
Judy Garland = Jon Garland
White Flags = White Sox
[sm=doom.gif] = Denard Span

Clubs / Societies:
The [sm=anim_wow.gif]  Appreciation Club (Nick Punto) - Brian Parlin, Jim Frenette, Zoilo, Todd Gray, Pete M was excommunicated, SMF is being courted.
Club Awesome (Mauer & Morneau) - Dave, Pete, Dustin, Steve Lentz
The Fine Young Gentlemens Club (Brendan Harris) - Stiegel, Matt Dahl, Dave E, SMF, McMurfy, Dustin (aka "The Nut Huggers")
The Terrible Tolbert Twosome (Matt Tolbert) - SMF and Miles
The TAWS Pro-Defemation League (Orlando Cabrera hate club) - a temporary amalgamation of Club Awesome and The [sm=anim_wow.gif] Appreciation Club (now defunct)
The Crain Train = CPAMAN
Cuddlers (Cuddyer Nut Huggers) = Dustin
Darling Delmon's Devotee = Pager (and they get an "s" at the end if someone else joins . . . anyone . . . Beuhler?)



Pager -> RE: Twins Glossary (3/26/2010 9:24:43 PM)

 
It's pretty lonely here in the DDD club [&:]  But I was also at the forefront of being a nut hugger.  So you'll need to add me to that club.

Great stuff Todd!



Pager -> RE: Twins Glossary (3/26/2010 9:32:00 PM)

LNP for Punto.  I didn't see it anywhere.  That's almost universal, you see that on the Trib boards as well.



Todd G -> RE: Twins Glossary (3/27/2010 5:25:58 AM)

Nicknames:
[sm=anim_wow.gif] , [X(], Sparky, LNP or Gilligan = Nick Punto
Caca/Brain Fart = Alexi Casilla
GoGo = Carlos Gomez
Uncle Del = Delmon Young
Morny, Dudley Do Right = Justin Morneau
Baby Jesus, The natural = Joe Mauer
OCAB/TAWS (the a-hole who sucks) = Orlando Cabrera
DA (dumbass), Gardenweasel, Capn' Ron, Gardenhiemer, Chef, Skipper = Gardenhire
PAB (Punk Ass Bitch) = Glen Perkins
CTHOBP (Crouching Tiger Hidden OBP), Fatista, Batsucksa = Tony Batista
Wormkiller, Frenchy = Jacque Jones
LewLew = Lew Ford
Murdered Row = Punto / Tolbert / Casilla
Lumpy, Bugeater = Matthew LeCroy
Tin Man = Marty Cordova
Bong Eyes = Jason Kubel
Crain Wreck = Jesse Crain
Shaggy = Matt Guerrier
SCM (straight cash money) = Joe Nathan (notice the recent devaluation of the dollar)
The Big Ugly = Jon Rauch
MayDay = Ron Mahay
Naked Guy or Naked Batting Practice = Mike Redmond
O for 3vas = Luis Rivas
Oprah -= David Winfree
He Shall Be Livan = Livan Hernandez
Silvia's Mother or Silvia = Carlos Silva
RonDL = Rondel White
C-Cup or Captain Cheeseburger = CC Sabathia
Girly = Mark Buerhle
Judy Garland = Jon Garland
White Flags = White Sox
[sm=doom.gif] = Denard Span

Clubs / Societies:
The [sm=anim_wow.gif]  Appreciation Club (Nick Punto) - Brian Parlin, Jim Frenette, Zoilo, Todd Gray, Pete M was excommunicated, SMF is being courted.
Club Awesome (Mauer & Morneau) - Dave, Pete, Dustin, Steve Lentz
The Fine Young Gentlemens Club (Brendan Harris) - Stiegel, Pager, Matt Dahl, Dave E, SMF, McMurfy, Dustin (aka "The Nut Huggers")
The Terrible Tolbert Twosome (Matt Tolbert) - SMF and Miles
The TAWS Pro-Defemation League (Orlando Cabrera hate club) - a temporary amalgamation of Club Awesome and The [sm=anim_wow.gif] Appreciation Club (now defunct)
The Crain Train = CPAMAN
Cuddlers (Cuddyer Nut Huggers) = Dustin
Darling Delmon's Devotee = Pager (and they get an "s" at the end if someone else joins . . . anyone . . . Beuhler?)
The Danny Valencia Promotion Society = (under consideration)



Todd G -> RE: Twins Glossary (5/24/2010 7:22:06 PM)

Nicknames:
[sm=anim_wow.gif] , [X(], Sparky, LNP or Gilligan = Nick Punto
Caca/Brain Fart = Alexi Casilla
GoGo = Carlos Gomez
Uncle Del = Delmon Young
Morny, Dudley Do Right = Justin Morneau
Baby Jesus, The natural = Joe Mauer
OCAB/TAWS (the a-hole who sucks) = Orlando Cabrera
DA (dumbass), Gardenweasel, Capn' Ron, Gardenhiemer, Chef, Skipper = Gardenhire
PAB (Punk Ass Bitch) = Glen Perkins
CTHOBP (Crouching Tiger Hidden OBP), Fatista, Batsucksa = Tony Batista
Wormkiller, Frenchy = Jacque Jones
LewLew = Lew Ford
Murdered Row = Punto / Tolbert / Casilla
Lumpy, Bugeater = Matthew LeCroy
Tin Man = Marty Cordova
Bong Eyes = Jason Kubel
Crain Wreck = Jesse Crain
Shaggy = Matt Guerrier
SCM (straight cash money) = Joe Nathan (notice the recent devaluation of the dollar)
The Big Ugly = Jon Rauch
MayDay = Ron Mahay
Naked Guy or Naked Batting Practice = Mike Redmond
O for 3vas = Luis Rivas
Oprah -= David Winfree
He Shall Be Livan = Livan Hernandez
Silvia's Mother or Silvia = Carlos Silva
RonDL = Rondel White
C-Cup or Captain Cheeseburger = CC Sabathia
Girly = Mark Buerhle
Judy Garland = Jon Garland
White Flags = White Sox
[sm=doom.gif] = Denard Span

Clubs / Societies:
The [sm=anim_wow.gif]  Appreciation Club (Nick Punto) - Brian Parlin, Jim Frenette, Zoilo, Todd Gray, Pete M was excommunicated, SMF is being courted.
Club Awesome (Mauer & Morneau) - Dave, Pete, Dustin, Steve Lentz
The Fine Young Gentlemens Club (Brendan Harris) - Stiegel, Pager, Matt Dahl, Dave E, SMF, McMurfy, Dustin (aka "The Nut Huggers")
The Terrible Tolbert Twosome (Matt Tolbert) - SMF and Miles
The TAWS Pro-Defemation League (Orlando Cabrera hate club) - a temporary amalgamation of Club Awesome and The [sm=anim_wow.gif] Appreciation Club (now defunct)
The Crain Train = CPAMAN
Cuddlers (Cuddyer Nut Huggers) = Dustin
Darling Delmon's Devotee = Pager (and they get an "s" at the end if someone else joins . . . anyone . . . Beuhler?)
The Danny Valencia Promotion Society = (under consideration)
The Horrible Human Being Club (HHBC - they hate Joe Mauer. Hey, I don't get it either) = Dustin, Pager, CPAMAN



djskillz -> RE: Twins Glossary (5/24/2010 7:24:50 PM)

You need to update your membership numbers, Todd. DDD and the Cuddlers have many new members.

Plus, your blasphemy on what the HHBC is will NOT go unpunished.



djskillz -> RE: Twins Glossary (5/24/2010 7:26:55 PM)

And Todd, the clock is ticking on the VPS.

If we don't get this off the ground soon, it will be too late. I'd say we need to set a deadline of this Thursday.



Todd G -> RE: Twins Glossary (5/24/2010 7:28:47 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: djskillz

You need to update your membership numbers, Todd. DDD and the Cuddlers have many new members.

Plus, your blasphemy on what the HHBC is will NOT go unpunished.


Who? I don't want to go back to look it up.



David Levine -> RE: Twins Glossary (5/24/2010 7:30:18 PM)

And I think even Mark jumped off the Crain Train.



djskillz -> RE: Twins Glossary (5/24/2010 7:36:59 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Todd G

quote:

ORIGINAL: djskillz

You need to update your membership numbers, Todd. DDD and the Cuddlers have many new members.

Plus, your blasphemy on what the HHBC is will NOT go unpunished.


Who? I don't want to go back to look it up.


I guess I'll have to go back and look it up too. I'm one of the Cuddlers. And I think Steve/Scott are as well, at the least.

DDD has me and 2-3 others also.

And do you agree on the VPS?



TJSweens -> RE: Twins Glossary (5/24/2010 8:05:08 PM)

I am in DDD as well. In my defense, I thought I was joining the DD Appreciation Club. I'm such a boob.



Dave E -> RE: Twins Glossary (5/24/2010 8:27:30 PM)

I see you're going to milk these puns for all they're worth, eh Sweens?



TJSweens -> RE: Twins Glossary (5/24/2010 8:45:18 PM)

Didn't take you long to be abreast of the situation.



Dave E -> RE: Twins Glossary (5/24/2010 10:31:46 PM)

Wanted to nip this one in the bud.



Todd G -> RE: Twins Glossary (5/24/2010 11:04:46 PM)

Such titilating coversation.



TJSweens -> RE: Twins Glossary (5/25/2010 7:39:43 AM)

Yet very uplifting.



Dave E -> RE: Twins Glossary (5/25/2010 8:35:30 AM)

These puns are lighting up the JUGGS gun.



TJSweens -> RE: Twins Glossary (5/25/2010 8:55:26 AM)

That last one was quite a hooter Dave.



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