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Todd G -> RE: Twins Glossary (5/25/2010 9:14:24 AM)

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ORIGINAL: djskillz

And Todd, the clock is ticking on the VPS.

If we don't get this off the ground soon, it will be too late. I'd say we need to set a deadline of this Thursday.


What time?



Dave E -> RE: Twins Glossary (5/25/2010 9:52:42 AM)

Sweens, we need to augment these puns with some high bra humor.



TJSweens -> RE: Twins Glossary (5/25/2010 9:55:17 AM)

I don't think it needs to be that sophisticated. I think of this thread as one big old fun bag.



djskillz -> RE: Twins Glossary (5/25/2010 10:13:04 AM)

Are we going to mammoralize this conversation in the future?



djskillz -> RE: Twins Glossary (5/25/2010 10:13:51 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Todd G

quote:

ORIGINAL: djskillz

And Todd, the clock is ticking on the VPS.

If we don't get this off the ground soon, it will be too late. I'd say we need to set a deadline of this Thursday.


What time?


How about Thursday at 7:09 P.M. CST?



TJSweens -> RE: Twins Glossary (5/25/2010 10:35:32 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: djskillz

Are we going to mammoralize this conversation in the future?


That's mammorize, you yabbo.



TJSweens -> RE: Twins Glossary (5/25/2010 12:58:13 PM)

Well, I gotta go back to work. Ta-ta everybody.



TJSweens -> RE: Twins Glossary (5/29/2010 9:03:15 PM)

Since Pavano's new mustache makes him look like something out of an amateur porn convention I nominate him for the name Dirk Diggler.



The Jer -> RE: Twins Glossary (6/1/2010 4:25:14 PM)

[;)]



twinsfan -> RE: Twins Glossary (2/17/2011 8:27:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Trekgeekscott

quote:

ORIGINAL: djskillz

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ORIGINAL: McMurfy

Please consider me for membership in the lesser of two evils fan club.


Ditto.

Also, Todd, how do you leave me out of the Mauer club? Seriously?


Because you diss half of the club when you claim that Morneau didn't deserve his MVP and Mauer should have had it instead?

[sm=fishhook.gif]


IALTO!



twinsfan -> RE: Twins Glossary (2/17/2011 8:35:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: TJSweens

[sm=anim_wow.gif] Appreciation Society sleep over's and Todd sniffing Brian's mom. OK, I now have enough visual's to creep me out for a week.

IALTO!



twinsfan -> RE: Twins Glossary (2/17/2011 8:40:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: David Levine

And I think even Mark jumped off the Crain Train.

Yup. So don't let him get by with his claim that he never left.



Todd G -> RE: Twins Glossary (5/18/2012 11:11:23 AM)

Nicknames:
[sm=anim_wow.gif] , [X(], Sparky, LNP or Gilligan = Nick Punto
Caca/Brain Fart = Alexi Casilla
GoGo = Carlos Gomez
Uncle Del = Delmon Young
Morny, Dudley Do Right = Justin Morneau
Baby Jesus, The natural = Joe Mauer
OCAB/TAWS (the a-hole who sucks) = Orlando Cabrera
DA (dumbass), Gardenweasel, Capn' Ron, Gardenhiemer, Chef, Skipper = Gardenhire
PAB (Punk Ass Bitch) = Glen Perkins
CTHOBP (Crouching Tiger Hidden OBP), Fatista, Batsucksa = Tony Batista
Wormkiller, Frenchy = Jacque Jones
LewLew = Lew Ford
Murdered Row = Punto / Tolbert / Casilla
Lumpy, Bugeater = Matthew LeCroy
Tin Man = Marty Cordova
Bong Eyes = Jason Kubel
Crain Wreck = Jesse Crain
Shaggy = Matt Guerrier
SCM (straight cash money) = Joe Nathan (notice the recent devaluation of the dollar)
The Big Ugly = Jon Rauch
MayDay = Ron Mahay
Naked Guy or Naked Batting Practice = Mike Redmond
O for 3vas = Luis Rivas
Oprah -= David Winfree
He Shall Be Livan = Livan Hernandez
Silvia's Mother or Silvia = Carlos Silva
RonDL = Rondel White
C-Cup or Captain Cheeseburger = CC Sabathia
Girly = Mark Buerhle
Judy Garland = Jon Garland
White Flags = White Sox
[sm=doom.gif] = Denard Span

Clubs / Societies:
The [sm=anim_wow.gif]  Appreciation Club (Nick Punto) - Brian Parlin, Jim Frenette, Zoilo, Todd Gray, Pete M was excommunicated, SMF is being courted.
Club Awesome (Mauer & Morneau) - Dave, Pete, Dustin, Steve Lentz
The Fine Young Gentlemens Club (Brendan Harris) - Stiegel, Pager, Matt Dahl, Dave E, SMF, McMurfy, Dustin (aka "The Nut Huggers")
The Terrible Tolbert Twosome (Matt Tolbert) - SMF and Miles
The TAWS Pro-Defemation League (Orlando Cabrera hate club) - a temporary amalgamation of Club Awesome and The [sm=anim_wow.gif] Appreciation Club (now defunct)
The Crain Train = CPAMAN
Cuddlers (Cuddyer Nut Huggers) = Dustin
Darling Delmon's Devotee = Pager (and they get an "s" at the end if someone else joins . . . anyone . . . Beuhler?)
The Danny Valencia Promotion Society = (under consideration)
The Horrible Human Being Club (HHBC - they hate Joe Mauer. Hey, I don't get it either) = Dustin, Pager, CPAMAN
A Few For Drew = Trekgeekscott (under protest), Miles, David L.



twinsfan -> RE: Twins Glossary (5/18/2012 11:17:24 AM)

Dave was part of the Fine Young Gentlemens Club? That is shocking to me.



Todd G -> RE: Twins Glossary (5/18/2012 11:26:17 AM)

The Danny Valencia Promotion Society = ***CANCELLED***



Trekgeekscott -> RE: Twins Glossary (5/18/2012 11:45:28 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Todd G

A Few For Drew = Trekgeekscott, Miles, David L.


Trekgeekscott proudly refuses to join any club that will have him as a member. 

Also, if this is in support of DruBu...You are wrong to place me in that group.  I hate the guy.  Feel he is a waste of roster space. 

If this is because of my comment about Bruno getting him to hit above .200...that was praise of Bruno.  Not praise in any way of Butera. 

Remove me from that club immediately.

Captain Kirk doesn't respect no loads like Butera...he respects asskickers.



twinsfan -> RE: Twins Glossary (5/18/2012 12:00:27 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Trekgeekscott

quote:

ORIGINAL: Todd G

A Few For Drew = Trekgeekscott, Miles, David L.


Trekgeekscott proudly refuses to join any club that will have him as a member. 

Also, if this is in support of DruBu...You are wrong to place me in that group.  I hate the guy.  Feel he is a waste of roster space. 

If this is because of my comment about Bruno getting him to hit above .200...that was praise of Bruno.  Not praise in any way of Butera. 

Remove me from that club immediately.

Captain Kirk doesn't respect no loads like Butera...he respects asskickers.

Todd has authority to place people in clubs based on what they posted. You may want to think twice about posting positive things about crappy players in the future, Trekkie.



David Levine -> RE: Twins Glossary (5/18/2012 12:06:15 PM)

I reserve the right to not be associated with the "Drew" club IF he starts getting outplayed by that Mauer kid.



Guest -> RE: Twins Glossary (5/18/2012 12:10:08 PM)

If Todd can stick me into any club he wants then I reserve the right to tell Todd to stick it as well.[:D]



Todd G -> RE: Twins Glossary (5/18/2012 12:10:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Miles K

If Todd can stick me into any club he wants then I reserve the right to tell Todd to stick it as well.[:D]


Face it, you're stuck.



Boyd Tesch -> RE: Twins Glossary (5/18/2012 12:17:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Miles K

If Todd can stick me into any club he wants then I reserve the right to tell Todd to stick it as well.[:D]
.


Why do think i dont post so often. I dont want to be in some club I donr want to be in



Dave E -> RE: Twins Glossary (5/18/2012 12:33:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: twinsfan

Dave was part of the Fine Young Gentlemens Club? That is shocking to me.


Why? I wanted Punto gone while he was still a Phillie.



Trekgeekscott -> RE: Twins Glossary (5/18/2012 12:35:33 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: twinsfan

quote:

ORIGINAL: Trekgeekscott

quote:

ORIGINAL: Todd G

A Few For Drew = Trekgeekscott, Miles, David L.


Trekgeekscott proudly refuses to join any club that will have him as a member. 

Also, if this is in support of DruBu...You are wrong to place me in that group.  I hate the guy.  Feel he is a waste of roster space. 

If this is because of my comment about Bruno getting him to hit above .200...that was praise of Bruno.  Not praise in any way of Butera. 

Remove me from that club immediately.

Captain Kirk doesn't respect no loads like Butera...he respects asskickers.

Todd has authority to place people in clubs based on what they posted. You may want to think twice about posting positive things about crappy players in the future, Trekkie.


But I didn't say anything postive about Butera...only that it was a miracle that Bruno got him to hit over .200.  How is that club worthy?

Todd can stick it.



Dave E -> RE: Twins Glossary (5/18/2012 12:36:26 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Boyd Tesch

quote:

ORIGINAL: Miles K

If Todd can stick me into any club he wants then I reserve the right to tell Todd to stick it as well.[:D]
.


Why do think i dont post so often. I dont want to be in some club I donr want to be in


Sounds like someone is ripe for membership in the Club Haters Society.



twinsfan -> RE: Twins Glossary (5/18/2012 12:36:41 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Dave E

quote:

ORIGINAL: twinsfan

Dave was part of the Fine Young Gentlemens Club? That is shocking to me.


Why? I wanted Punto gone while he was still a Phillie.

You agreed with Pete's analysis of the great Harris travesty a little too quickly on Monday night.

Pete: "Harris played like complete crap!"

Dave: "I loved that Gardy put Punto back in even though we won like 17 out of 20 with Harris."

[;)]



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