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RE: Gopher Football - 1/1/2015 2:49:39 PM   
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It could be worse guys.  The scroller a the bottom says "SF to interview Sexy Rexy for HC position".  At least we aren't SF fans. 

I was hoping some fools would hire him

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RE: Gopher Football - 1/1/2015 2:49:41 PM   
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RE: Gopher Football - 1/1/2015 2:50:43 PM   
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Theyre not THAT awesome

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RE: Gopher Football - 1/1/2015 2:50:47 PM   
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RE: Gopher Football - 1/1/2015 2:51:25 PM   
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RE: Gopher Football - 1/1/2015 2:51:26 PM   
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Status: offline 		We simply plan on NOT succeeding
We don't have any problem with it
We just lay down and punt

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RE: Gopher Football - 1/1/2015 2:52:29 PM   
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Oh come on ... get off the Mizzou D Cord
Theyre not THAT awesome

They're playing an offense that's as sharp as a butter knife at this point

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RE: Gopher Football - 1/1/2015 2:52:46 PM   
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We simply plan on NOT succeeding
We don't have any problem with it
We just lay down and punt



I half expected Cobb in to the pile for 3 yards on 4th down.  That's how inventive we are.
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RE: Gopher Football - 1/1/2015 2:53:31 PM   
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We simply plan on NOT succeeding
We don't have any problem with it
We just lay down and punt



I half expected Cobb in to the pile for 3 yards on 4th down.  That's how inventive we are.

Cobb with big runs early in big games .... then disappears

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RE: Gopher Football - 1/1/2015 2:53:34 PM   
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RE: Gopher Football - 1/1/2015 2:54:07 PM   
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RE: Gopher Football - 1/1/2015 2:54:38 PM   
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RE: Gopher Football - 1/1/2015 2:55:40 PM   
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embarrassing suddenly

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RE: Gopher Football - 1/1/2015 2:57:43 PM   
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First half, 4th and 4 around their 40. Punt

First half, get a first down, run out the half.

Playing not to lose. Boo.

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RE: Gopher Football - 1/1/2015 2:59:09 PM   
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Who cares if you don't get the first down?

Big 10 conservative chicken-**** football.

And the all-conference punter chooses to have an incredibly crap day on top of it.

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RE: Gopher Football - 1/1/2015 2:59:41 PM   
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RE: Gopher Football - 1/1/2015 3:02:10 PM   
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RE: Gopher Football - 1/1/2015 3:02:19 PM   
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Once again - everyone in my family gets a win except for me. I'm going to have a pity party.

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RE: Gopher Football - 1/1/2015 3:03:34 PM   
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3rd year in a row we've been reduced to talk at the end the game about how this bowl game helped recruiting...



More athletes needed.

And coaches that aren't scared of their shadows.

College FB is won by OFFENSE.

A decent D helps, but you have to have the horses and guts to use them all-out.

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RE: Gopher Football - 1/1/2015 3:07:13 PM   
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RE: Gopher Football - 1/1/2015 3:08:06 PM   
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RE: Gopher Football - 1/1/2015 3:30:59 PM   
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Status: offline 		Jerry Kill now 0-6 in postseason as FBS coach -- 0-5 in bowls & last game at Northern Ill. was upset loss in MAC title game.


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RE: Gopher Football - 1/1/2015 4:28:21 PM   
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Status: offline 		A terrible Gophers performance yet again in a Bowl game. Why is Jerry Kill getting paid what he does? He hasn't won a Bowl game yet. Pathetic!

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RE: Gopher Football - 1/1/2015 4:30:28 PM   
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3rd year in a row we've been reduced to talk at the end the game about how this bowl game helped recruiting...



How does losing Bowl games year after year, and embarrassingly so, help in the recruiting effort?

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RE: Gopher Football - 1/1/2015 5:11:50 PM   
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A terrible Gophers performance yet again in a Bowl game. Why is Jerry Kill getting paid what he does? He hasn't won a Bowl game yet. Pathetic!



Kill has brought respectibilty back to the program.  I don't think that can be denied.  That being said, he was atrocious today in many ways.  And, when I say "he", I mean the coaches in general.    Thinks about this, all in one game:

Down by 3 with about a minute to go, 3 TO's and at your own 40(ish).  You Denny Green it in to halftime.  Giving up on your kids.

Controlling the game and let them back in with fake punt.  It was a 300 lb lineman that did that to us

They have 1 real weapon that can kill you in one play and we punt to him....3 times.   We got lucky when he housed it.  The block in the back was iffy to me.  The hold was more obvious but that gets lost in the piles sometimes.  We got lucky....

3 turn overs

Let a team go 337 on the ground in perfect weather conditions

They have a QB that is limping badly, sucks as a passer to begin with and is puking on the sidelines.  We run off coverage and rush 4.  Just idiotic

Then, we have a 4th and goal and we run a trick play where it's a double reverse WR pass.  Maye threw that thing 5 yards OOB.  It didn't even have a chance.


Just a really weird game by the coaches. 

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