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RE: Vikes talk for Twins Fans - 1/2/2019 10:25:44 AM

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14. Minnesota Vikings (8-7-1)

Week 17 ranking: 13

New Year's resolution: String it all together. The Vikings played very little complementary football during an embarrassing finish to the season. One week might have featured a pivotal game for the offense, while the next belonged to the defense, but the Vikings were unable to put all three phases together when it mattered most down the stretch. That has been a theme ever since Mike Zimmer arrived in 2014. Minnesota has struggled to find consistency. Although it appears Zimmer and general manager Rick Spielman are staying put, they will more than ever need to be on the same page to make up for a disappointing season. -- Courtney Cronin

The Wilf brothers may be more tolerant than the Pohlads brothers when it comes to horse shit management. Spielman and Zimmer will never be the answer. Vikings are going backwards again.

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RE: Vikes talk for Twins Fans - 1/2/2019 12:38:55 PM

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14. Minnesota Vikings (8-7-1)

Week 17 ranking: 13

New Year's resolution: String it all together. The Vikings played very little complementary football during an embarrassing finish to the season. One week might have featured a pivotal game for the offense, while the next belonged to the defense, but the Vikings were unable to put all three phases together when it mattered most down the stretch. That has been a theme ever since Mike Zimmer arrived in 2014. Minnesota has struggled to find consistency. Although it appears Zimmer and general manager Rick Spielman are staying put, they will more than ever need to be on the same page to make up for a disappointing season. -- Courtney Cronin

The Wilf brothers may be more tolerant than the Pohlads brothers when it comes to horse shit management. Spielman and Zimmer will never be the answer. Vikings are going backwards again.

I'm pretty sure I just overheard Glen Taylor ask for someone to hold his beer...

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RE: Vikes talk for Twins Fans - 1/2/2019 12:39:36 PM

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RE: Vikes talk for Twins Fans - 1/2/2019 12:50:01 PM

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I don’t even know glen , but I guarantee I’d be either the one to hold his beer or CPAMAN....

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RE: Vikes talk for Twins Fans - 1/2/2019 4:33:10 PM

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14. Minnesota Vikings (8-7-1)

Week 17 ranking: 13

New Year's resolution: String it all together. The Vikings played very little complementary football during an embarrassing finish to the season. One week might have featured a pivotal game for the offense, while the next belonged to the defense, but the Vikings were unable to put all three phases together when it mattered most down the stretch. That has been a theme ever since Mike Zimmer arrived in 2014. Minnesota has struggled to find consistency. Although it appears Zimmer and general manager Rick Spielman are staying put, they will more than ever need to be on the same page to make up for a disappointing season. -- Courtney Cronin

I don't understand what Cronin is saying, he is 100% wrong. The Vikings were the model of consistency. They could beat the garbage teams and every time they played somebody good they got their ass handed to them.

The week to week "they got it figured out" "things are getting better" "turned the corner" "good stretch of games"... it was all bullshit.

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RE: Vikes talk for Twins Fans - 1/3/2019 10:06:05 AM

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Hue Jackson is SO in our wheelhouse around here.
SO us.
Kill me now.

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RE: Vikes talk for Twins Fans - 1/3/2019 10:25:51 AM

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Hue Jackson is SO in our wheelhouse around here.
SO us.
Kill me now.

The Vikings will continue to fail because the idiots in charge, especially the Wilf Brothers, continue to allow RS and MZ to make horrendous decisions. And when the people in charge have shown time and again to make terrible decisions, the situation simply repeats itself.

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RE: Vikes talk for Twins Fans - 1/3/2019 10:44:59 AM

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I tried this joke in the Viking thread and it didn't go anywhere, so I am going to pull a Matt and try it here.

The New Horizons spacecraft has now travelled past Pluto and is taking the first ever pictures inside the Kuiper Belt. It still hasn't found a worse pair of guards than Remmers and Compton.
Get it? Cause it's traveled so far ... and Remmers and Compton suck so bad ...

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RE: Vikes talk for Twins Fans - 1/3/2019 10:56:28 AM

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RE: Vikes talk for Twins Fans - 1/3/2019 10:57:20 AM

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Duane Kuiper?

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RE: Vikes talk for Twins Fans - 1/3/2019 11:32:15 AM

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Jim Bob Cooter is out there now.
Lets hope Gardy isn't hiring our next OC
The name alone will cause a 4 hour erection.

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RE: Vikes talk for Twins Fans - 1/3/2019 12:40:38 PM

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I tried this joke in the Viking thread and it didn't go anywhere, so I am going to pull a Matt and try it here.

The New Horizons spacecraft has now travelled past Pluto and is taking the first ever pictures inside the Kuiper Belt. It still hasn't found a worse pair of guards than Remmers and Compton.
Get it? Cause it's traveled so far ... and Remmers and Compton suck so bad ...

If you have to explain the joke, it sucks more than Remmers and Compton.

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RE: Vikes talk for Twins Fans - 1/3/2019 1:01:13 PM

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I tried this joke in the Viking thread and it didn't go anywhere, so I am going to pull a Matt and try it here.

The New Horizons spacecraft has now travelled past Pluto and is taking the first ever pictures inside the Kuiper Belt. It still hasn't found a worse pair of guards than Remmers and Compton.
Get it? Cause it's traveled so far ... and Remmers and Compton suck so bad ...

If you have to explain the joke, it sucks more than Remmers and Compton.

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RE: Vikes talk for Twins Fans - 1/3/2019 3:03:57 PM

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I tried this joke in the Viking thread and it didn't go anywhere, so I am going to pull a Matt and try it here.

The New Horizons spacecraft has now travelled past Pluto and is taking the first ever pictures inside the Kuiper Belt. It still hasn't found a worse pair of guards than Remmers and Compton.
Get it? Cause it's traveled so far ... and Remmers and Compton suck so bad ...

I saw it on the other thread and gave it a half of a smirk. Nice try.

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RE: Vikes talk for Twins Fans - 1/3/2019 7:49:49 PM

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I tried this joke in the Viking thread and it didn't go anywhere, so I am going to pull a Matt and try it here.

The New Horizons spacecraft has now travelled past Pluto and is taking the first ever pictures inside the Kuiper Belt. It still hasn't found a worse pair of guards than Remmers and Compton.
Get it? Cause it's traveled so far ... and Remmers and Compton suck so bad ...

If you have to explain the joke, it sucks more than Remmers and Compton.

Inconceivable!

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RE: Vikes talk for Twins Fans - 1/3/2019 8:20:24 PM

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F*** you all! That was a great joke!

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RE: Vikes talk for Twins Fans - 1/3/2019 8:31:48 PM

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F*** you all! That was a great joke!

Let's hit the road together! We'll go by Penn & Teller! You're Teller.

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RE: Vikes talk for Twins Fans - 1/3/2019 11:00:00 PM

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F*** you all! That was a great joke!

Let's hit the road together! We'll go by Penn & Teller! You're Teller.

Don't steal my material dude.

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RE: Vikes talk for Twins Fans - 1/6/2019 6:51:31 PM

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Bears should have tanked vs MN.

Had an EZ playoff win if they hosted the Vikings.

Whoops.

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RE: Vikes talk for Twins Fans - 1/7/2019 7:22:20 AM

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My God I love playoff football.
Wish we were good at it.

Hilarious that some of my Bears fans friends want sympathy. You DO know who you're talking to, eh?

That's kinda the way I watch, thinking the entire time WWTGDVD?
Baltimore was the GD Vikings for 3 quarters, then the Chargers became the GD Vikings in the 4th.

The double DOINK in Chicago was classic GD Vikings. Classic.
Its refreshing to see it happen to others.

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RE: Vikes talk for Twins Fans - 1/7/2019 7:40:21 AM

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Oh, and for every expert who's gotten mad at me for making fun of Zimmers "we gots to run the ball more" ..... here's one last

If you think 2019 NFL football is about some pound it run game, you are CRAZY
Those 4 teams yesterday probably all will TELL you they want to run the ball.
When the shit starts to hit the fan, its passpasspasspasspasspasspasspassrunpasspasspasspassrunpasspasspasspasspasspasspass
Ahead, OR behind.
Running the ball is done only to surprise people, in 95% of the important games. its all about WHEN you run. our dinosaurs will never get that apparently.

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RE: Vikes talk for Twins Fans - 1/7/2019 8:57:56 AM

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Oh, and for every expert who says ... "you don't give up things for a guy like Golden Tate" ... I give you yesterday.

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RE: Vikes talk for Twins Fans - 1/7/2019 9:00:08 AM

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Oh, and for every expert who's gotten mad at me for making fun of Zimmers "we gots to run the ball more" ..... here's one last
If you think 2019 NFL football is about some pound it run game, you are CRAZY
Those 4 teams yesterday probably all will TELL you they want to run the ball.
When the shit starts to hit the fan, its passpasspasspasspasspasspasspassrunpasspasspasspassrunpasspasspasspasspasspasspass
Ahead, OR behind.
Running the ball is done only to surprise people, in 95% of the important games. its all about WHEN you run. our dinosaurs will never get that apparently.

San Diego perhaps learned a lesson. Sitting on the ball almost cost them a game that they completely dominated for 50 minutes.

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RE: Vikes talk for Twins Fans - 1/7/2019 10:18:49 AM

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Btw ... what were your thoughts on Flacco?
I cannot believe any HC would let a guy like that sit thru 3 quarters of putrid play while your season went out the window.
The 4th quarter success of the Ravens offense was because of circumstance, not some sudden revelations.
But by all means, Ravens ... keep telling yourselves different.

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RE: Vikes talk for Twins Fans - 1/7/2019 11:12:40 AM

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Btw ... what were your thoughts on Flacco?
I cannot believe any HC would let a guy like that sit thru 3 quarters of putrid play while your season went out the window.
The 4th quarter success of the Ravens offense was because of circumstance, not some sudden revelations.
But by all means, Ravens ... keep telling yourselves different.

Their line was as terrible as MN's.

Flacco would have been a dead duck

But also would have likely made some passes that Jackson refused to even try,

Brutal

THese 4 teams have little to no chance this week if they focus on ground pounding again. NONE.

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