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ORIGINAL: TJSweens Ryan has a left groin strain. Makes sense, seeing as his velocity has been off since he pitched his complete game. The Cynic in me finds that his groin injury came up at JUST THE RIGHT TIME for them to put Keuchel on the roster... Crazy ass conspiracy chit, I know. But the timing... It went like this. Joe, we're demoting you to AAA to get your stuff right. We need to get Keuchel on the big league roster by TODAY, or he's leaving the organization. Joe, realizing that his paycheck will be reduced to minor league pay while he's in the minors, "admits" he's actually hurt and has been for a few weeks (not so coincidentally, going back to the first game he sucked in). Twins put Joe on the IL, they call up Keuchel so they don't lose him to another organization, and Joe keeps his major league paycheck. Tada!! Your takes are so dumb. Why are you such a jerk for no reason?
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